Michael Douglas Tells Rogan a Cult 'Was Going to Whack Me' at Dinner

Michael Douglas, 82, sat down with Joe Rogan this week to promote his memoir One Helluva Ride and walked out with the kind of clip that gets replayed for years. He described the night a cult invited him to dinner and, over dessert, told him he would have to be "eliminated." Per Fox News, Douglas said the group had been trying to reach him. They asked him to bring a female companion. The dinner started normally.

Then it didn't. Over dessert, the cult members said he hadn't "gotten it." Their verdict: "You're going to have to be eliminated." They told him he needed to join, to give himself up completely.

Douglas said the room froze. His companion panicked. He recalled: "They were going to whack me." He asked them, after a long silence, whether they had already done it. They said yes. He told them he was leaving. Their response: "Yeah, you better."

Wide Open Country reported that Douglas said the group was led by Mel Lyman, a musician and writer who founded the Fort Hill Community in Boston. Fox News noted that Douglas had been living in a commune on Mountain Drive in Santa Barbara during his hippie years. After the dinner, he went to the police.

The memoir that almost missed its own publication date

The cult story is one stop on a press tour that also included Jimmy Kimmel, Bill Maher, and NPR. The memoir itself, published October 6 by Grand Central Publishing, barely made its slot. Per The Wrap, extensive legal review in both the US and England was required because of how frank the material is about sex, drug use, and private conversations with prominent figures. An insider told The Wrap they "didn't expect it to go as far as it did." Grand Central declined to comment on specific edits.

Douglas wrote in the book: "Much of what you're about to read, I've never told anyone before." The cult story, apparently, was one of them.

Danny DeVito ate the evidence

The JRE episode included at least one lighter dispatch. Per Rova, Douglas recalled a night he and Danny DeVito were pulled over by police for making an illegal left turn on the way to a concert. Before the officer reached the window, DeVito swallowed several marijuana joints.

DeVito's method was not described as successful. Douglas did not elaborate on what happened next.

What this press tour is actually about

Douglas chose JRE for a reason. The platform surfaces exactly these kinds of gonzo personal disclosures, and the algorithm rewards the wildest clip from a three-hour conversation. An 82-year-old Hollywood titan with a memoir to sell understands that the cult story is the one that travels.

The near-miss publication date tells you the same thing from the other direction. The legal review was not an obstacle to the book, it was evidence of the book. When the lawyers spend months checking whether you can say what you want to say, it usually means the material is worth the trouble.

Douglas has survived cancer, a son's imprisonment, and apparently a cult death sentence. At some point in your eighties, you are allowed to spend the receipts. The JRE clip is not a gaffe. It is the product.

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Michael Douglas Tells Rogan a Cult 'Was Going to Whack Me' at Dinner

The memoir that almost missed its own publication date

Danny DeVito ate the evidence

What this press tour is actually about

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